Un-named

I believe I come from a world that looks badly spray painted. where you only have to take two steps, wave your sword, and large Xs will plaster themselves over your foe. Who is about 10 feet away. Where your theme song sounds like horrible techno music but still proudly sing your victory: do dodo do dodo dododo!
I think i come from a really weird kingdom where the plumber is the hero. And a gaint pre-historic turtle always steals the fruit named princess. there turtle shells slide around like hockey pucks and the flowers try to eat you.
I know i come from Hyrule. come on, link and i were like brothers...and sister. he'd be lost without me. And Zelda would never return to the castle.
I come from rather bloody fights. Mercislessly cutting down oppents. be it ripping out hearts or pulling off heads. I always heard "Fatality! Scorpian Wins!"